Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Mac Girl Got Her Hair Did!!!

http://www.cnn.com/2009/TECH/10/20/cnet.apple.new.mouse/index.html

About 84 people across the universe actually care about this, but I guess Apple has redone the Macs to include some not-at-all interesting features. Here's what CNET calls the "big news:"

"The biggest news Tuesday will be the new iMacs, which move from aluminum and polycarbon design to aluminum and edge-to-edge glass, mirroring the look of Apple's line of MacBook Pro laptops. The new iMac will come in 21.5 (1,920x1,080) and 27-inch (2,560x1,440) models, each with a 16:9 aspect ratio."

I don't even know what an iMac is, but there are a lot of large numbers and colons and I always thought the term "aspect ratio" was pretty cool, but "27 inches" makes me uncomfortable and jealous so lets just move on. I think CNET writes in Cyrillic, cuz here's more stuff:

"Like the aluminum MacBook Pro models, the MacBook now has a unibody chassis, although in this case, it's still made of polycarbonate. A separate bottom panel has a matte non-slip feel, as opposed to the glossy white upper body. The unibody construction means the battery is no longer removable--also like the current Pro lineup."

I'm curious now. I thought cars had a chassis, and I think polycarbonate is one of the ingredients in a Snickers. And the term "white upper body" reminds me of me. Soooo, I've come up with a crude schematic:


In my wildest dreams, that's the new mac. But all it probably really means is that Mac girl got trendy flats instead of keds and a new healthcare plan.

1 comment:

  1. Wow Bobo, you were awake that early writing or should I say ranting about PC's & MAC's are you incredibly bored or looking to invest in a new toy? Either way it was entertaining. Only you can make both sides sound unattractive but still appealing at the same time sort of like your personality. More, more, more

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