Here's some link about Balloon Boy from the Mormon Times which I didn't even bother to read, because come on, it's the Mormon Times. It talks about something about how balloon dad just wants his 15 minutes fame. Leave it to the Mormons to crack that case wide open. If these people ever drank caffeine they could probably invent floating pets or domesticate an octopus.
Anyway, back to Balloon Dad. Aside from being about 3 days away from doing an penis enlargement pill commercial, what with that 90s porn star haircut and all, I think he's about to fade out of our incredibly short social memory. So with that in mind, let's revist some of our favorite newsmaker one-hit wonders:
Runaway Bride: Bug eyed lunatic claims she got snatched up by a bunch of Mexicans in a van, then just comes around a few days later and says she was just nervous. What the hell iz 'is?. How many people do you know have whites ALL around their eyes? Meth's a hell of a drug. 
Astronaut Lady: Stalks a dude with a crewcut you could set your watch to, and decided to drive to see him, much in the same way I drive to the Get Go by my house to get a Coke Zero. Wore DIAPERS so she didn't have to stop to poop. I wish someone would do this to me, cuz I find diaper-ass a major turn on. 
Joe the Plumber: Walking, talking Bruce Springsteen song (and apparent Bruce Willis wanna-be) became the face of the McCain Palin comedy tour. Actually a Frankenstein built by McCain as a ringer for Palin's stupid kid's hockey team. 
Crocs (Let's Hope). They make croc sandles now. Ironically, they use much less material, but you look like much more a tool.
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