Thursday, October 22, 2009

Yabba Dabba Doo!!!


Well it appears in the news that Rosie O’Donnell and her husband Nick Carter wife Kelli Carpenter are having some problems. CNN says:

Rosie O'Donnell and spouse Kelli Carpenter "are working through their issues" and "nothing else will be said" about rumors the couple is splitting, according to O'Donnell's publicist.
I’m not a marriage counselor anymore (thanks to a certain “District Attorney”), but I would imagine the “issue” is that this Kelli Carpenter is presumably a lesbian, but she married Fred Flinstone. I’m a full-time lesbian, and I know that lesbians want softness and tenderness. We don’t want someone who just slid down a brontosaur’s back and pedalled home in a solid-rock car. You ever pet a pig? I bet that’s what her skin feels like. I could sum up any long term interaction with her as like being with a potato sack that won’t stop screaming.

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