I know it’s old news but I don’t care because I update this blog whenever the hell I feel like it, but the once-upon-a-time relevant Joel Madden and the still-waiting-to-be-relevant Nicole Richie (birthname: Nicole Camille Escovedo) recently debuted their baby Sparrow something. I don’t know much about genetics, but Joel Madden is a douchebag with a feaux-hawk and guyliner, and Nicole Richie looks like a droopy wet umbrella, but somehow their baby turned out looking like Harland Williams:
If you remember, Harland Williams was the cop in Dumb and Dumber, and he drank a bottle of Jim Carrey’s piss. Which means Harland Williams turned out better than that baby ever will.
****Editor's note--I've met with some disagreement (ok, one guy--but where there's one you know about, there's millions more you don't) over my observation that little Sparrow looks like Harland Williams. Screw you, he does.
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