That headline is 76% true. I may or may not have made up the Klansman part. Anyway, Tangipahoa Parish Justice of the Peace Keith Bardwell denied an interracial couple in Louisiana a marriage license because one's white and one's black (I went to wikipedia and looked up "interracial" before writing this.)
What is this, the 1700s? I sure freakin hope not, cuz I'd have to wear a wig and powder my face and fan myself all the time. I'd also have to wear tights and go outside to go to the bathroom, which may violate one or more court order.
Anyway, the best part is that this wiener insists he's not racist. From Yahoo:
"I'm not a racist. I just don't believe in mixing the races that way," Bardwell told the Associated Press on Thursday. "I have piles and piles of black friends. They come to my home, I marry them, they use my bathroom. I treat them just like everyone else."
Piles and piles? I had piles and piles of GI Joes when I was 6. They use his bathroom? This guy talks about black people like they're leprechauns or unicorns. He's not racist because black people pee in his house. Hey, one time Tera Patrick sat in the back seat of my Saturn(true story), and I think that glorious princess can marry anyone she wants.
If you check my birth date on this blog, you'll see that I'm 102 years old. So I've seen a lot of stuff. My guess is that stupidity like this is either the result of living beneath powerlines, or fundamental Christianity. I've learned there's not much of a difference.
Finally, this tool says he's primarily worried about the children, because he says biracial children aren't accepted in America. Nevermind the fact that we just elected one as president. For a listing of successful biracial people, go here: http://www.mixedfolks.com/historical.htm
I think the first one is Santa Claus.
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