Andrew Lloyd Webber has Cancer

http://www.cnn.com/2009/SHOWBIZ/Music/10/25/lloyd.webber.cancer/index.html


The only reason I clicked on this is because I temporarily confused Andew Lloyd Webber with Christopher Lloyd. Andrew Lloyd Webber, who did write some pretty bitchin’ musicals, has been diagnosed with AIDS prostate cancer. No big deal though, says his talk-lady:

The condition is in its very early stages. Andrew is now undergoing treatment and expects to be fully back at work before the end of the year," the spokeswoman said in a written statement from the London-based public relations firm Brown Lloyd James. They released no further details.

Yeah yeah, good news and all, but good thing he wrote Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat (for the Jews) and Jesus Christ Superstar (for the Christians) because, you know, both religions can’t be right. So he’s covering his ass, which is smart. Now all he has to do is write a show about an elephant with 10 arms or a fire breathing duck and he’ll be totally set good luck Andrew!!!!